Superman has left Earth and crime is on the rise. Batman, Flash and Green Lantern begin auditioning new super heroes to take the place of the Man of Steel with disastrous results.

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Jennifer Lewis and Tim Curry star in director Robert Townsend's ("Hollywood Shuffle") scathingly funny made-for-TV mockumentary about a '70s pop diva who is poised for a comeback. There's just one problem: no one has any idea who she is. Features cameos by Whoopi Goldberg, Rosie O'Donnell, Bette Midler and Rudy Ray Moore, among others. 90 min. Standard; Soundtrack: English Dolby Digital Surround; audio commentary by Townsend;

After marauding and sinking another ship, a band of pirates capture a female passenger, then send her overboard as punishment for her defiance. She vows revenge, and fortunately is rescued by a small passing ship carrying only its captain, his first mate and a cat. They cross paths with the pirates, but both sides - after seeming to have victory within their grasp - meet a fate neither could have predicted.

Hi, I'm Jerry Springer and you're about to get a private, home screening of our latest uncut, uncensored, unbelievable new home video...'Jerry Springer Too Hot For TV, Part 2!'" "We've had some pretty wild moments on our show and our television viewers get to see a lot of them. But there's also quite a few things the censors just won't let us show: Fights that go a bit too far; Women who wear just a bit too little; and the cursing - some of our guests would make sailors cover their ears!" "So let's get to the good stuff - Roll It!" - Jerry Springer,1998

Sultan (Shakti Kapoor) adopted an orphan and named him Badshah (Akshay Kumar). Badshah grows up to be a criminal and his life was made difficult by Inspector Pradhan (Ashish Vidyarthi). Badshah's sidekick is Abdul (Ashutosh Rana). The only hope in Badshah's life is Sapna (Karisma Kapoor), whom he incidentally met. But circumstances lead Badshah to commit murder in public. During this experience, a child clangs to him and he took the child to Sapna. Before he could explain anything, Pradhan gets there and Badshah had to escape. He changed his name to Babu Lohar and becomes a blacksmith and loving father, to give the child a good future. However, after 7 years, he sees Abdul and Sultan again. Pradhan is still after him. When the child's parents find out about him, they ask Babu to return their child. Will he let the child go? Will the child go with his parents?

Jim’s latest outing is Alcoholocaust - a name embraced by the comedian drinking on stage, briefly mentioning the Holocaust and discussing the trouble his show title has created. Controversy covers the show with Jeffries’ blunt opinions on everything from women to God, but fortunately there are incisive and thoughtful insights which separate the man from a ranting drunk. This is part of an increasingly fashionable genre of comedy which goes out of its way to stick it to the politically “correct”. Jeffries' particular approach takes in jokes, opinions, wit, anecdotes and, well, drink.

This sitcom in named after two of the six main characters, each with a name rather suggesting the other gender: Jaqueline 'Jack' and David 'Jill' Jillefski, who gradually realize they were in love at first sight. The other main characters are brilliant but insecure med student Barto, philosopher-barman Mikey, a natural womanizer who cultivates immaturity and disarming charm, Broadway-actress-dancer Audrey, who becomes Barto's girl, and Elisa Cronkite, Jack's colleague at the TV station.

A destitute 14 year old struggles to keep his life together despite harsh abuse at his mother's hands, harsher abuse at his father's, and a growing separation from his slightly older brother. Petty thefts for food grow into more major takes until he steals a cash box from the diner where he works. Although Joe uses the money to pay off some of his father's debts and to replace his mother's records that his father smashed in a fit of temper, Joe gets no thanks...

One day, a boy named Jacob Two-Two (aptly named because every phrase that he utters is repeated) decides to set out to prove himself to his parents that he can do things, so his father, who is tired of hearing his wife order him to do the shopping, sets Jacob out to buy two tomatoes. As Jacob makes his way to buy them, the greengrocer in the shop keeps telling an officer that Jacob was threatening him, so Jacob escapes, but only just, hitting his head rather hard and awaking in court where he is sentenced to two years, two months, two weeks, two days, two hours, two minutes, and five seconds to a children's prison run by not only a mad wrestler presumed lost, but also two (also aptly named) bird-like and fish-like cohorts as well as slimy humanoids that spray resisters with slime to stop them in their tracks. Helping Jacob in his mission are two young agents that aim to free all of the children kept prisoner in the swampy penitentiary. It is up to Jacob Two-Two to escape this heinous prison and free all of the other imprisoned children.